Frasier Scripts archive

Season 1

[1.01] The Good Son
[1.02] Space Quest
[1.03] Dinner At Eight
[1.04] I Hate Frasier Crane
[1.05] Here’s Looking At You
[1.06] The Crucible
[1.07] Call Me Irresponsible
[1.08] Beloved Infidel
[1.09] Selling Out
[1.10] Oops!
[1.11] Death Becomes Him
[1.12] Miracle On 3rd Or 4th Street
[1.13] Guess Who’s Coming To Breakfast?
[1.14] Can’t Buy Me Love
[1.15] You Can’t Tell A Crook By His Cover
[1.16] The Show Where Lilith Comes Back
[1.17] A Mid-Winter Night’s Dream
[1.18] And The Whimper Is…
[1.19] Give Him The Chair!
[1.20] Fortysomething
[1.21] Travels With Martin
[1.22] Author, Author
[1.23] Frasier Crane’s Day Off
[1.24] My Coffee With Niles

Season 2

[2.01] Slow Tango In South Seattle
[2.02] The Unkindest Cut Of All
[2.03] The Matchmaker
[2.04] Flour Child
[2.05] Duke’s We Hardly Knew Ye’
[2.06] The Botched Langauge Of The Cranes
[2.07] The Candidate
[2.08] Adventures In Paradise [1]
[2.09] Adventures In Paradise [2]
[2.10] Burying A Grudge
[2.11] Seat Of Power
[2.12] Roz In The Doghouse
[2.13] Retirement Is Murder
[2.14] Fool Me Once, Shame On You…
[2.15] You Scratch My Book…
[2.16] The Show Where Sam Shows Up
[2.17] Daphne’s Room
[2.18] The Club
[2.19] Someone To Watch Over Me
[2.20] Breaking The Ice
[2.21] An Affair To Forget
[2.22] Agents In America, Part III
[2.23] The Innkeepers
[2.24] Dark Victory

Season 3

[3.01] She’s The Boss
[3.02] Shrink Rap
[3.03] Martin Does It His Way
[3.04] Leapin’ Lizards
[3.05] Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
[3.06] Sleeping With The Enemy
[3.07] The Adventures Of Bad Boy And Dirty Girl
[3.08] The Last Time I Saw Maris
[3.09] Frasier Grinch
[3.10] It’s Hard To Say Goodbye If You Won’t Leave
[3.11] The Friend
[3.12] Come Lie With Me
[3.13] Moon Dance
[3.14] The Show Where Diane Comes Back
[3.15] A Word To The Wiseguy
[3.16] Look Before You Leap
[3.17] High Crane Drifter
[3.18] Chess Pains
[3.19] Crane Vs. Crane
[3.20] Police Story
[3.21] Where There’s Smoke There’s Fired
[3.22] Frasier Loves Roz
[3.23] The Focus Group
[3.24] You Can Go Home Again

Season 4

[4.01] The Two Mrs. Cranes
[4.02] Love Bites Dog
[4.03] The Impossible Dream
[4.04] A Crane’s Critique
[4.05] Head Game
[4.06] Mixed Doubles
[4.07] A Lilith Thanksgiving
[4.08] Our Father Whose Art Ain’t Heaven
[4.09] Dad Loves Sherry, The Boys Just Whine
[4.10] Liar! Liar!
[4.11] Three Days Of The Condo
[4.12] Death And The Dog
[4.13] Four For The Seesaw
[4.14] To Kill A Talking Bird
[4.15] Roz’s Krantz & Gouldenstein Are Dead
[4.16] The Unnatural
[4.17] Roz’s Turn
[4.18] Ham Radio
[4.19] Three Dates And A Break Up [1]
[4.20] Three Dates And A Break Up [2]
[4.21] Daphne Hates Sherry
[4.22] Are You Being Served?
[4.23] Ask Me No Questions
[4.24] Odd Man Out

Season 5

[5.01] Frasier’s Imaginary Friend
[5.02] The Gift Horse
[5.03] Halloween
[5.04] The Kid
[5.05] The 1000th Show
[5.06] Voyage Of The Damned
[5.07] My Fair Frasier
[5.08] Desperately Seeking Closure
[5.09] Perspectives On Christmas
[5.10] Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name
[5.11] Ain’t Nobody’s Business If “I Do”
[5.12] The Zoo Story
[5.13] The Maris Counselor
[5.14] The Ski Lodge
[5.15] Room Service
[5.16] Beware Of Greeks
[5.17] The Perfect Guy
[5.18] Bad Dog
[5.19] Frasier Gotta Have It
[5.20] First Date
[5.21] Roz And The Schnoz
[5.22] The Life Of The Party
[5.23] Party, Party
[5.24] Sweet Dreams

Season 6

[6.01] Good Grief
[6.02] Frasier’s Curse
[6.03] Dial M For Martin
[6.04] Hot Tickets
[6.05] First Do No Harm
[6.06] Secret Admirer
[6.07] How To Bury A Millionaire
[6.08] The Seal Who Came To Dinner
[6.09] Roz, A Loan
[6.10] Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz
[6.11] Good Samaritan
[6.12] Our Parents, Ourselves
[6.13] The Show Where Woody Shows Up
[6.14] Three Valentines
[6.15] To Tell The Truth
[6.16] Decoys
[6.17] Dinner Party
[6.18] Taps At The Montana
[6.19] IQ
[6.20] Dr. Nora
[6.21] When A Man Loves Two Women
[6.22] Visions Of Daphne
[6.23] Shut Out In Seattle [1]
[6.24] Shut Out In Seattle [2]

Season 7

[7.01] Momma Mia
[7.02] Father Of The Bride
[7.03] Radio Wars
[7.04] Everyone’s A Critic
[7.05] The Dog That Rocks The Cradle
[7.06] Rivals
[7.07] A Tsar Is Born
[7.08] The Late Dr. Crane
[7.09] The Apparent Trap
[7.10] Back Talk [1]
[7.11] The Fight Before Christmas [2]
[7.12] RDWRER
[7.13] They’re Playing Our Song
[7.14] Big Crane On Campus
[7.15] Out With Dad
[7.16] Something About Dr. Mary
[7.17] Whine Club
[7.18] Hot Pursuit
[7.19] Morning Becomes Entertainment
[7.20] To Thine Old Self Be True
[7.21] The Three Faces Of Frasier
[7.22] Dark Side Of The Moon
[7.23] Something Borrowed, Someone Blue [1]
[7.24] Something Borrowed, Someone Blue [2]

Season 8

[8.01] And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon [1]
[8.02] And The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon [2]
[8.03] The Bad Son
[8.04] The Great Crane Robbery
[8.05] Taking Liberties
[8.06] Legal Tender Love and Care
[8.07] The New Friend
[8.08] Mary Christmas
[8.09] Frasier’s Edge
[8.10] Cranes Unplugged
[8.11] Motor Skills
[8.12] The Show Must Go Off
[8.13] Sliding Frasiers
[8.14] Hungry Heart
[8.15] Hooping Cranes
[8.16] Docu.Drama
[8.17] It Takes Two To Tangle
[8.18] Forgotten But Not Gone
[8.19] Daphne Returns
[8.20] The Wizard and Roz
[8.21] Semi-Decent Proposal [1]
[8.22] A Passing Fancy [2]
[8.23] A Day in May
[8.24] Cranes Go Caribbean

Season 9

[9.01] Don Juan in Hell [1]
[9.02] Don Juan in Hell [2]
[9.03] The First Temptation of Daphne
[9.04] The Return of Martin Crane
[9.05] Love Stinks
[9.06] Room Full of Heroes
[9.07] Bla-Z-Boy
[9.08] The Two Hundredth
[9.09] Sharing Kirby
[9.10] Junior Agent
[9.11] Bully for Martin
[9.12] Mother Load [1]
[9.13] Mother Load [2]
[9.14] Juvenilia
[9.15] The Proposal
[9.16] Wheels of Fortune
[9.17] Three Blind Dates
[9.18] War of the Words
[9.19] Deathtrap
[9.20] The Love You Fake
[9.21] Cheerful Goodbyes
[9.22] Frasier Has Spokane
[9.23] The Guilt Trippers
[9.24] Moons Over Seattle

Season 10

[10.01] The Ring Cycle
[10.02] Enemy At The Gate
[10.03] Proxy Prexy
[10.04] Kissing Cousin
[10.05] Tales From The Crypt
[10.06] Star Mitzvah
[10.07] Bristle While You Work [1]
[10.08] Rooms With a View [2]
[10.09] Don’t Go Breaking My Heart [3]
[10.10] We Two Kings
[10.11] Door Jam
[10.12] The Harassed
[10.13] Lilith Needs A Favor
[10.14] Daphne Does Dinner
[10.15] Trophy Girlfriend
[10.16] Fraternal Schwinns
[10.17] Kenny On The Couch
[10.18] Roe To Perdition
[10.19] Some Assembly Required
[10.20] Farewell, Nervosa
[10.21] The Devil and Dr. Phil
[10.22] Fathers And Sons
[10.23] Analyzed Kiss
[10.24] A New Position For Roz

Season 11

[11.01] No Sex Please, We’re Skittish
[11.02] A Man, A Plan, and A Gal: Julia
[11.03] The Doctor Is Out
[11.04] The Babysitter
[11.05] The Placeholder
[11.06] I’m Listening
[11.07] Maris Returns [1]
[11.08] Murder Most Maris [2]
[11.09] Guns N’ Neuroses
[11.10] Sea Bee Jeebies
[11.11] High Holidays
[11.12] Frasier-Lite
[11.13] The Ann Who Came To Dinner
[11.14] Freudian Sleep
[11.15] Caught In The Act
[11.16] Boo!
[11.17] Coots and Ladders
[11.18] Match Game
[11.19] Miss Right Now
[11.20] And Frasier Makes Three
[11.21] Detour
[11.22] Crock Tales
[11.23] Goodnight, Seattle [1]
[11.24] Goodnight, Seattle [2]